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warhammer40kdatabase:

erebabes:

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE

MY NAME IS OZYMANDIAS MOD OF MODS. LOOK UPON MY WORKS YE MIGHTY AND DESPAIR.

warhammer40kdatabase:

erebabes:

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE

MY NAME IS OZYMANDIAS MOD OF MODS. LOOK UPON MY WORKS YE MIGHTY AND DESPAIR.

mykingdomforapen:

everyone’s always going on about pureblood and muggleborn culture in hogwarts but what about the halfbloods

they’re the ones who know all the lyrics to the weird sisters songs and bastille songs they crush on the chosen one and tom hiddleston they go to both walt disney world and the quidditch world cup final for summer holiday and use magic to fix their laptops they’ve got the best of both worlds

(via onlyeverjoking)

inories:

Explain to me how my room is always messy if the only thing I do there is sleep

(via onlyeverjoking)

gramercyk35:

No one ever said EMTs were mature

(via onlyeverjoking)

explosm:

By @RobDenBleyker. Not all comics are good comics… but ours are pretty dang awesome. http://www.explosm.net/comics !

explosm:

By . Not all comics are good comics… but ours are pretty dang awesome. !

Anonymous said: This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know